C-Box Saturday Soap Opera

[The First Doctor]

Welcome to the first installment of what will hopefully become a tradition in the Whoniverse. Each Saturday night, two or more individuals will take to the c-box and resolve their melodramatic personal issues for the amusement of the masses. There are only two ground rules:

1. You still have to obey the c-box rules.
2. It's only canon for the characters involved if all the players agree it is.

[Alec Harrison]

If it's any consolation, I'll participate in one eventually.

Unless I'm like, blocked. XD

[The Phantom]

This is going to be fun. ^-^

[The First Doctor]

The players for tonight's story are Sisilaya Vulmecura and the Meddler. The time and place are the Meddler's TARDIS, shortly after the events of "But I Have Promises To Keep". The status is canon.

Sisi "Yes, why is my lip split? I remember dad missing my face.."

The Meddler: "Your memories were obviously disrupted by the fight. I blame a concussion, myself."

The Meddler: "Pay no attention to the five minutes of missing footage from the console room surveilance feed."

Sisi: "Your eye is twitching, means there is something you're not telling me. "

The Meddler: "Of course there's something I'm not telling you. I do that frequently."

Sisi: "You do realise I could retrieve that better then you can? *snide smile*"

The Meddler: "Because, when I do explain things, you tend to fall asleep. I know, because you snore."

Sisi: "Well if your technorambling wasn't so boooring.. *pokes out tongue*"

The Meddler: "And, although I am aware that you can retreive data from the TARDIS mind in a quite spectacular fashion, I assure you that nothing happened."

The Meddler: "Nothing at all."

The Meddler: "Seriously."

The Meddler: "You really don't want to pry."

Sisi: "You're rambling. *cracks knuckles*"

The Meddler: "And my detailed technical explanations are in depth, not boring."

Sisi: "Then technically explain, kindly what happened between me blacking out and waking up in the infimary"

Sisi: "*door to the outside shut and lock suddenly. TARDIS bullying him*"

The Meddler: "If you insist."

Sisi: "My mouth taste funny, You didnt have me drink that coffee of yours did you?"

Sisi: "Because if you did, I'm hogging the bathroom for a week."

The Meddler: "Your enhanced psychoenergetic state after the Specialist's infusion, combined with your inherent psychic talents, temporarily expaned your encephalic capacities to a degree that enabled the weakly godlike TARDIS mind to interface with you in a 'drawing down of the moon' modality."

Sisi: "Oh, so she took over my mind. In other words?"

The Meddler: "During this interval, your own psyche was submerged so efficiently by the TARDIS gestalt that you were effectively suppressed, transforming you into a physical conduit for the TARDIS' eleven-dimensional consciousness."

Sisi: "I read that could kill a human.. yet I feel fine.."

The Meddler: "The TARDIS mind utilized this as an opportunity to explore, on a temporary basis, the perspective of gallifreyoid life that exists within a five to seven dimensional perceptive frame."

Sisi: *Raises a brow, slowly* ex..plore? She knows what her TARDIS looks like.

The Meddler: "This sustained psychoenergetic interface would have resulted in a negative impact on the integrity of your neural wetware, had the TARDIS mind not been able to access the extra banks of psychic energy granted to you by the Specialist to repair the damage as it happened."

Sisi: "Actually, better said, she knows what she looks like. What wa sthere to explore?"

Sisi: "Well that explains why I didn't die.."

The Meddler: "The TARDIS mind knows what she looks like from her perspective, much as you know what you look like on the outside. The temporary 'drawing down the moon' modality allowed her to experience the perspective of an entity with a less omniscient temporospatial perspective, but with an increased timesliceing perspective."

The Meddler: "It also enabled her to experience first hand the neurochemical reactions that drive gallifreyoid thought and emotion. This is something most TARDISes perceive second hand, and occasionally interact with only through the gestalt."

The Meddler: "When the 'drawing down the moon' modality ended, you collapsed. Hence the split lip."

The Meddler: "The end."

The Meddler: "As to the coffee taste? The TARDIS was curious to taste... coffee. Yes. Coffee."

The Meddler: "I think she liked it."

Sisi: "I see. She didn't hurt anyone, did she? What did she do?"

The Meddler: "Explored. Tasted coffee."

Sisi: "TARDIS curious to taste coffe..? *looks at him, clearly not believing him*"

The Meddler: "Yes. Absolutely."

Sisi: "what... exactly did she tell you? Anything related to me? *looks kind of nervous, fidgets a bit, still thinks Robin does not know how she flies*""

The Meddler: "Ahm..."

The Meddler: *thinks hard, sweats a little*

The Meddler: "She confirmed that you are, biologically at least, Xandavier's child. Not mine."

Sisi: "... you're sweating. It isn't hot in here. Why are you nervous, Robin?"

Sisi: "Oh.. right.. I sort of expected that.."

The Meddler: "Me! Nervous! Whatmakesyouthinkthathahaha..."

Sisi: ".. what more did she tell you? *suspicious staaare*"

The Meddler: "Why... nothing. Nothing at all. She didn't really say all that much..."

Announcer: "Meddler Embarrasment Theater will continue after these words."

Sisi: "I can hear her laugh. Should I just ask her? I'm sure I could- *shuts up, pales a little*"

The Meddler: "That's true."

The Meddler: *blinks*

Sisi: "*mallets announcer down viciously*"

The Meddler: *eyes mallet nervously*

Sisi: "*holds mallet in hand* Now, do continue~"

The Meddler: *swallows hard* "Ah... that is... she kind of offered to kiss the Specialist."

Sisi: "Well.. she's an attractive woman. I don't blame her. *shrugs*"

Sisi: "Why did she offer anyway?"

Sisi: "*blinks*"

The Meddler: "Right, then, that's sett- what?"

The Meddler: "Why? Uhm..." *sweats profusely* "A TARDIS has an alien mindset." *more sweating* "Who can say?"

Sisi: "*turns her eyes to the floorm actually more correctly to the gestalt, her eyes starting to glow softly. This was taking too long, he was hiding something from her*"

Sisi: floor*

The Meddler: "We have a floorm?"

Sisi: "*mallet smack*"

The Meddler: *mallet dodge*

Phantom: *trying not to laugh* "are you two always like this?"

The Meddler: "No."

The Meddler: "Sometimes, I'm manic on caffeine as well."

Sisi: "*Eyes glow up as she connects to the gestalt, information exchange*"

The Meddler: "Uh, oh..."

The Meddler: "Sisi? I did warn you that some things are better left unknown..."

Sisi: " .. *stills*... WHAT?! *stares back up at Robin, eyes still glowing* We snogged?"

The Meddler: "Uhm..."

Sisi: "*intense stare*"

The Meddler: "Technically I - as you put it - snogged the TARDIS. You were just the vector for..."

The Meddler: "That is not helping me in the slightest, is it?"

Phantom "*backs up to avoid any deadly object* Need any help?"

The Meddler: *ducks around the console*

Sisi: ".. *long silence as she just sits there, stunned, her mouth slightly open.*"

The Meddler: *not saying a word, not saying a word*

The Meddler: "...Sisi?"

Sisi: "... I snogged you and I have no recollection of it?! I get snogged for the first time in 8 years and I cannot remember it. I'm gonna go and smother myself now.. *hides face under pillows, low grunt*"

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "That's..."

Sisi: "*low sob from under heap on blankets and pillows*"

The Meddler: "That's... not quite the reaction I was expecting."

Sisi: "*low grumble from under pillow* Smothering not working.."

Phantom "What reaction did you expect?"

The Meddler: "I'm not really sure."

Phantom "I see..."

The Meddler: "Something involving mouthwash, perhaps."

Sisi: *burst from out of pile of pillows* You.. you're ashamed! You shagged my mother in Danu know how many ways and you can't even look straight at me!"

Sisi: "*starts chucking pillows at him* D<

The Meddler: *absently* "Fourteen ways."

The Meddler: *ducks pillows*

Phantom: "Meddler.. you probably shouldn't mention how many ways..."

The Meddler: "Ah. Yes. Good point."

Sisi: "And you're ashamed of one kiss? What am I, repulsive? *outragous exclaim*"

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "..."

Phantom: "Don't say anything. Not yet."

The Meddler: "Where to start."

Sisi: "I have a lot of time on my hands."

Sisi: "*folds arms, sulks, still on the bed where she recovered*"

The Meddler: "Ah, yes. There's the... history... I have with your mother."

The Meddler: "There's the fact that I tend to remember the fact that I bounced you on my knee when you were four."

Sisi: "We're Fae, you do realise that changes nothing at all? The Goblin King watched that chit from the day she was born."

The Meddler: "The Goblin King is hardly a good example. Nobody that wears pants that tight could possibly have a strong moral compass."

Sisi: "Wait, I'm 27 and you still think of me as a toddler? Did you completely miss those? *points at chest*"

The Meddler: *flushes bright orange-red*

Sisi: *grin* I see you didn't."

The Meddler: "No. Trust me, I didn't."

The Meddler: "And as far as being 27 goes..? I am nearly a thousand years old..."

Sisi: "I call you my Godfather out of respect Robin, but the title means as little to me as the title Princess does. Did you ever realise you don't even look like the person that I remember from my childhood anymore? Regeneration has a funny thing of doing that."

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "You know, I didn't realize that I don't look the same."

The Meddler: "I mean, sure, physically I look different."

The Meddler: "But I look different if I change clothes or get a haircut, too."

Sisi: "When was the last time you looked in a mirror. Plus you lost the big burly accent remember."

Sisi: "*wolfish grin* I wasn't kidding when I said I'd stick around to make sure you don't change that pretty face on me"

The Meddler: "Uhm..."

The Meddler: "Uhm..."

Sisi: *making sure meddler cannot run

The Meddler: *gloats. then realizes the Mirror is broken. stops gloating*

Sisi: "You are socially quite clueless, did you know that? Did all your time with the court teach you nothing about us?"

Sisi: "*notices mirror broken too* .."

The Meddler: "Hang on. I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying if I say 'yes' or if I say 'no' to that question..."

The Meddler: "No, it taught me nothing, which would be a double negative. So that would mean it taught me something..."

The Meddler: "So, I'll go with no."

Sisi: "*pillow hits him square in the head*"

The Meddler: "It taught me to - ooof!" *gets hit in face with pillow*

Sisi: "*fumes*"

The Meddler: *begins ticking points off on his fingers*

The Meddler: "It taught me to make Mirrors, sort of, which was the point of my visit."

The Meddler: "It taught me to quality check Athenians."

The Meddler: "You know, make sure you find the right ones."

Sisi: "You should have looked in them more often. At yourself instead too"

The Meddler: "But vivisection was explicitly forbidden, under the terms of my visit..." *rimshot*

Sisi: "I was goaling at the meaning of intimacy and sexuality in the Fae realm, you numbskull.

The Meddler: "Oh."

The Meddler: "Oh, that."

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: "yes, that."

Sisi: "..."

The Meddler: "I seem to recall you not wanting to hear any details about my examination of that aspect of the Fae..."

Sisi: "No, I said I didnt wnat any details of you shagging my mother. I like to keep ma's memories intact"

The Meddler: "They are reasonably intact."

Sisi: "I meant the ones in my head"

The Meddler: "Ah."

The Meddler: "I guess this in one of the peculiar psychological conditions inherent in having biological parents."

Sisi: "Yes, I think perhaps it is."

Sisi: "Regardless, it matters little. Your wife is back now. Time for the kids to leave the nest, am I right?"

The Meddler: "I have no particular existential angst at the thought of my Creche Aunts and Creche Uncle having relations..."

The Meddler: "Wife?"

The Meddler: "Leave the nest?"

Sisi: "Yes.. the Specialst.. she's you're wife?"

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: "She'll wnat some privacy with you now. I'm sure I can nick that Vortex manipulator off that immortal man.. *ponders*"

The Meddler: "Not last I checked. Although Time Lord custom and tradition is pretty loose on what constitutes a marriage."

The Meddler: "It wouldn't bother me, but... privacy? The TARDIS is nearly the size of Ceres."

Sisi: "Good point there. The TARDIS shows she felt grief though, she clearly loves you"

Sisi: "And she's a Time Lady, a Queen at that.. you should feel honored *gives a smiles, tries to hide the wryness in it*"

The Meddler: "Queen of a dead world and an extinct species."

The Meddler: "The Time Lords are an anachronism. You can count the number of survivors on your fingers."

Sisi: "That doesnt change the presence of Royal blood. What she did to me was quite Godly *tilts her head slightly*"

Sisi: "And what in the world is a Birth Loom. *eyes gestald in mild confusion*"

The Meddler: "We do that. Sometimes." *tilts head as well* "We didn't rule a trillion year stretch of the Spiral Politic for a billion years on the strength of technobabble alone..."

Sisi: "Oh, really? I thought you did. You, atleast. That and fancy toys.""

The Meddler: "It's like the surgical Loom. Except it can weave an entire infant Time Lord out of raw biodata."

The Meddler: "It could actually weave an adult Time Lord as well. But, before the War, we tended to produce infants. Learning is typically more efficient in the long run than hard-coding knowledge."

Sisi: ".. but why would you? It distances the mother from the child. And why does she keeps telling. me. that. *glares at gestalt. TADIS rumbles for a moment*"

The Meddler: "Why wouldn't you?"

The Meddler: "The children are produced to order, primed for particular skills and traits, and pre-installed with the latest upgrades."

The Meddler: "It takes all the random guesswork out of reproduction. None of this 'will he inherit this or that trait' guesswork."

Sisi: "When you hold someone that you hold very dear. Imagine that feeling. Then imagine that while growing up. Thats why there is such a thing as natural birth. It hurts like no tomorrow, but you created that. And what does this have to do with me?"

The Meddler: "My Creche Aunts and Creche Uncle were very dear to me."

Sisi: "You're evading the question. Why does she keep telling me this?"

The Meddler: "Oh, that. Yes, if we had access to a Birthing Loom, we could weave more children with your ability to interface with the TARDIS."

The Meddler: "The process is almost worthy of Rube Goldberg, though. And we would need a Birthing Loom. And they were all lost with Gallifrey."

Sisi: "*Expression draws back in horror* There is no way my children will be weaved from me!"

The Meddler: "Any admixture of Sidhe and Time Lord biodata would work."

Sisi: "And who would that be, yours? *inumpressed glare*"

Sisi: uninpressed*

The Meddler: "The child would have to be woven as a zygote, implated into a Sidhe host womb, and carried to term with sufficient exposure to the Vortex."

Sisi: "Mine, in other words. "

The Meddler: "And it hardly matters whose biodata is used in this case, because - and I want to reiterate this point - the Birthing Looms were lost with Gallifrey."

Sisi: "Oh, so it would have to be done the natural way. *wolfish grin, not too kindly*"

The Meddler: *considers Sisi's question*

The Meddler: "...Possibly."

Sisi: "Waits in antici...pation*"

Sisi: "*laughs*"

The Meddler: "But that would involve all sorts of random genetic and biodatic admixtures. It's hardly the optimal method."

Sisi: "Life is full of surprises, so is natural birth. It's choices made with the hand of destiny itself *somewhat of a sarcastic tone to her words. The Birth Looms were still isnane to her*"

The Meddler: "Destiny? Bah. We made a joke out of destiny when we built history."

Sisi: "Sex wasn't just for pleasure dear Meddler, you should ahve remembered that when you laid with my mother."

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "I'll be honest here. I really hadn't made the connection."

The Meddler: "Not until you reminded me what human gestation periods were, anyway."

Sisi: "Sex creates babies. Thats the whole reason why it's there. Thats why the human race thrives so much. The feel pleasure from intercourse, which causes them to do it so often, and thus create so many children."

The Meddler: "We reproduced primarily through the Looms for a billion years, Sisi. And we seemed to do quite well."

The Meddler: "Well, except for the whole dead civilization thing."

Sisi: "Oh yes, quiote well. Thats why you're one of the few left"

The Meddler: "But that really wasn't the fault of the Birthing Looms."

The Meddler: "I'm not one of the few that are left because of the Looms."

Sisi: "It very well could be, your whole distanced attitude is the product of it"

The Meddler: "I'm one of the few that are left because of the Moment."

Sisi: "Oh.. wel.. no idea what that is. And it's not the point right now. The question is.. what now? *eyes him a bit nervously*"

The Meddler: "Remember that weapon I told you I designed? That was the Moment."

Sisi: "Oh, right, that thing. So it's really your fault they're all gone?"

The Meddler: "Uhm..."

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: "*smacks hand over mouth, widens eyes*"

The Meddler: "Yeah."

Sisi: "Me sorry, that was rude of me."

Sisi: "But yeah... uhh.. what now?"

Sisi: ".."

The Meddler: "I mean, the Doctor pulled the trigger. But I'm Robert Oppenheimer to his Paul Tibbets."

The Meddler: "But what now?"

Sisi: *shoots up, whacks him with another pillow* Stop avoiding the question!"

The Meddler: "I'm not!"

The Meddler: "I'm contemplating options!"

Sisi: "Then get on with it! You're a Time Lord, think faster!"

The Meddler: "No matter what, a male Time Lord and a female Sidhe is required."

Sisi: "*TARDIS gives another rumble. Sisi goes red suddenly*"

The Meddler: "Let's see... the surviving male Time Lords I'm aware of..."

The Meddler: *makes a list*

Sisi: "I wasn't talking about the.. reproduction anymore. But Us. What's going on between us now and how do we deal with this. Like nothing happened? *tries to smile, but fails a bit*"

The Meddler: "There are female Sidhe a... what? Oh, that."

The Meddler: "Yes. I suppose it does need to be dealt with."

Sisi: "Dealt with? *looks up at him in question*"

The Meddler: *deep sigh*

Sisi: "I think Icangoonlikethisifthat'swhatyouwant. *now getting nervous herself instead*"

The Meddler: "I have looked at you as a student and a heir, ever since I brought you aboard."

The Meddler: "I was excited when I thought you might be my daughter."

Sisi: "I know, that's why I never said a word untill shedecided to change that *glares at gestalt for a moment. She felt being laughed at*"

The Meddler: "I am still your Uncle, by adoption."

The Meddler: *awkward silence*

Sisi: "I.. I knew from the moment I met you we were not blood related. Sidhe can feel that to some extent."

The Meddler: "I won't deny that I am attracted to you."

The Meddler: "But I will say that I am extremely conflicted about that."

Sisi: "I stopped calling you Uncle quite some while ago.."

The Meddler: "You may have picked up on that, when you consulted the TARDIS archives."

The Meddler: "And I hadn't really given any thought to what your calling me 'Robin' might mean."

Sisi: "I saw.. and I guessed so. *looking down at her fingers hidden in the duvet*"

Sisi: "It was more for my own concious then wnating you to catch on. Calling you Uncle just felt wrong at some stage."

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: "*soft ironic chuckle*"

The Meddler: "You know, I spent centuries with a particularly uncomplicated - not to say nonexistant lovelife."

Sisi: "You also spent centuries without a woman at your ide. See the connection? Next time pick a male compagnion *cant help but grin*"

The Meddler: "Centuries, I say."

The Meddler: "And then, within the space of a bare forty-five years or so, I get married and divorced, and fall in love with two different women."

Sisi: "One of them you always loved though, perhaps longe rthen the Specialist. The TARDIS"

The Meddler: "Ah. That hasn't been in the last forty-five years or so."

Sisi: "What, the Specialist?"

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: "... the TARDIS! *turns red again*"

The Meddler: "I thought I was the thick one in the room."

Sisi: "It's your fault, you speak in riddles. *pokes out tongue at him*"

Sisi: "*still clueless, but decides not to ask for her own shred of pride still left*"

The Meddler: *sigh*

The Meddler: "I've loved the TARDIs for centuries. Most Time Lords find themselves in love with their TARDISes, unless they're the type that actually purge the ego buffers."

Sisi: "I knew that, Have you heard how that Doctor speaks to his TARDIS? It's hilarious. But regardless, I knew that."

The Meddler: "I married a human under the effect of the Chameleon Arch. Effectively lost her when I deArched, and lost her for certain after I regenerated."

The Meddler: "There. One part of the mystery explained."

Sisi: "I knew this too. There's records left in the logs. Beautiful woman."

The Meddler: *sad smile*

The Meddler: "We were happy. For a while."

Sisi: "*unphased* Patricia. Cant remember what your lats name was though"

The Meddler: "DeMeler."

Sisi: *takes back at his sadness, looks down in shame* I'm sorry for your loss."

The Meddler: "French for the Meddler."

The Meddler: "A little joke, or reminder, on the part of the TARDIS."

Sisi: "even your Chameleon Arch knows of irony *wry smile*"

The Meddler: "Yeah."

The Meddler: "And I've had a few people travel on the TARDIS since then."

Sisi: "I was surprised you took me in while I could not even remember you due to the probe"

The Meddler: "Sarah - Alec's paramour. Adagio, who I think was understandibly terrified by the retrocausal destruction of the Earth."

The Meddler: "That strange young lady that controlled electricity."

Sisi: "Oracle."

The Meddler: "...That is rather a lot of women, isn't it? I never really thought about that."

Sisi: "What can I say? Your face isn't contrary *laughs*"

The Meddler: "So, on to the next part of the riddle... incidentally, you're part Sidhe. Shouldn't you appreciate riddles more?"

Sisi: "You don't catch onto my riddles, remember? *wolfish grin*"

The Meddler: "Yes. But I'm an absent-minded monomaniac."

Sisi: "And there is a difference between riddles and technobabble"

The Meddler: "So, anyway, I'll resolve the riddle with another riddle. How many women are currently onboard the TARDIS right now?"

Sisi: "Including ma and the banshee. Five."

Sisi: "Ma, Banshee, TARDIS, The Specialist and I"

The Meddler: "..." *counts on his fingers*

The Meddler: ".."

Sisi: "And I have no idea what sex some of those goblins are.."

The Meddler: "..."

Sisi: *walks over, whacks him to snap him out of it*

The Meddler: *visualizes Moorg in lingerie* "I... think I'm... horrified."

The Meddler: "Ow!"

Sisi: "*places hands on her hips, raises her chin at him* So what now?"

The Meddler: "Uhm..."

The Meddler: "You give me time to get used to the idea that you're not a toddler, and that you're not my daughter."

Sisi: "*grins wickedly* Do you need nude pictures to speed up the process?"

The Meddler: *winces* "Not 30 seconds ago, I suffered the mental anguish of visualizing Moorg in a seductive pose. I need a moment to recover, and 'nude photos' is not helping the process."

Sisi: "What, you're comparing me to Moorg? *whacks him again!*"

The Meddler: "Ow!"

Sisi: "*folds arms, riases brow at him, half glaring, insulted somewhat*"

The Meddler: "Sisi! I'm not particularly interested in a relationship that requires a safe word."

Sisi: "I wasnt even implying any of that Robin!"

Sisi: "Though knowing you think of Moorg that way.. *lazy grin, sees oppertunities for leverage*"

The Meddler: *makes sick noises*

The Meddler: "Although, I suppose he does wander around all day in just his underwear..."

Sisi: "I think a tiny gstring is something they'd have in the Sidhe realm.."

The Meddler: "He'd wear it, you know."

Sisi: "He'd wear anything if I told him too."

Phantom: "I think... I'll head on back to my Tardis..."

The Meddler: "Take Moorg with you."

The Meddler: "Please?"

Sisi: "Tell him Robin sends a kiss"

Sisi: "*evades, chuckles*"

The Meddler: "And, on a more serious note, there's the Specialist."

Sisi: "*her face fell instantly* Yes... thats why I thought we'd.. continue on as if nothing happened. I saw what she said, the TARDIS showed me pieces of what happened. She.. I dont think she'll give you over Robin, to anyone."

The Meddler: *sighs*

The Meddler: "Life would certainly be simpler if one or more of the other Meddlers had been able to follow me out of the Time War."

Sisi: "And from a Queen, I cannot win. What she did for me to open up to the TARDIS.. that amount of power.."

Sisi: "*chuckles mirthilessly* If there was, who would you ahve chosen for yourself then?

The Meddler: "Power harvested from the belief of the Time Lords. It's not a renewable resource."

The Meddler: "If there was more than one of me, it might not have mattered. We were a group mind."

The Meddler: "Many bodies, a single consciousness."

The Meddler: "I would have been all of us."

Sisi: "I see. That would have been a nightmare, several Meddlers simultaniously. I already try my bets keeping up with just one of you *chuckles softly*"

The Meddler: "We'd have been like a wardrobe."

The Meddler: "This is the casual, day-to-day Meddler."

The Meddler: "This is the formal Meddler, for dinner parties and court occasions."

Sisi: "You digress, dear one. *smiles, shakes her head*"

The Meddler: "This is a Meddler suitable for the office."

The Meddler: "And yes, I do. It's a defence mechanism."

Sisi: "Ultimately, it's up to you Robin. I cannot decide for the Specialist."

Sisi: "*She would leave if he choose for her, but that was something he'd find out too late.*

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "..."

The Meddler: "...maybe..."

Sisi: ".. what? *raises brow*"

The Meddler: "Uhm... well..."

The Meddler: *flushes orange-red again*

Sisi: "*folds arms* Well, spit it out*

The Meddler: "Ah... well... polygyny and polyandry are not unknown on Gallifrey..."

Sisi: "You dirty old.."

The Meddler: "Dirty old man?"

Sisi: "*silent for a moment* I... *flushes red* yes."

The Meddler: "I am now back to my natural state: confused."

Sisi: "The TARDIS adviced me to kiss you at moments like these *holds back laugh*"

The Meddler: "What, when I'm a dirty old man? Or when I'm confused?"

Sisi: "Which would you prefer? *snerk*"

Sisi: "I hate to break your bubble Robin, but did you see how the Specialist reacted to us-.. I mean the TARDIS and you kissing?"

The Meddler: "Well, if the idiom means what I think it means, probably dirty old man."

The Meddler: "And no, I didn't. I was a little distracted at that moment."

Sisi: "She looked ready to cry"

The Meddler: "That does seem to handicap an otherwise sensible solution, yes."

Sisi: "She more seemed a womna of feeling, not sensible solution. And.. I'm not sure I'd be able to handle it."

The Meddler: "Ah."

The Meddler: "I have a potential solution."

The Meddler: "It's absurdly complicated, but it could work."

Sisi: "Why do something complicated Robin, when the solution is simple? *She gave a soft smile, trying to hide the sadness behind her eyes* I'm going to the bath chambers, give you time to mull on your thoughts. I need to wash this grime off *motions to herself, indeed covered in dried blood and sweat still. She hestitated for a moment, before she drew in and gave him a tentative kiss on the cheek. Nothing new really. Just a new meaning.* I'll be in my room if you would need me. I think it's better you talk to the Specialist.

The Meddler: "That would be a good start."

The Meddler: "And it might hurt less. Talking doesn't need a hatchet and the Infirmary."

Sisi: "*she nodded and went for the door* Indeed."

The Meddler: "Although triggering a Regenerative meta-crisis would, in theory, result in two of me."

Sisi: "I meant you Robin, not a mirror image. Please don't insult a womans feeling like that. I should go."

The Meddler: "...I'm sorry."

Sisi: "Think about it. You'll know where to find me. And Robin.... do what feels right in your hearts for once. Not in your head."


Sisi: "I will have peace with whatever descision you'll have. You have already been beyond kind to me by taking me in when I had no one to rely on"

Sisi: "Yes, you're hearts. You may be scattered, but you still feel. *she placed her hand over his chest for a momnet, feeling the warmth of his skin draw through his shirt and jacket before she distanced herself from him again*

The Meddler: *catches both her hands, places them both on his chest*

The Meddler: "That's the problem. I have two hearts."

Sisi: "*flushes as both her hands and pressed to his chest, feeling the heartbeats pulse below her palms. She had known, but never dared to actually get close enough to hear or feel them.* R-Robin.."

The Meddler: "Sisilaya."

Sisi: "*she sucked in a breathm normally would ahve backed down by now but hands are still firmly held in place* y-yes..?"

The Meddler: "Two hearts, Sisilaya. Surely that's enough room for the both of you."

Sisi: "Two hearts, yet one mind. One body. One soul. Talk to the Specialist first befor eyou make any descisions.."

The Meddler: *releases her hands*

The Meddler: "All right."

Sisi: "*hands fall at her sides again* I'll... be off now then."

Sisi: ".. good luck"

The Meddler: *takes a step towards the door as it closes, then stops*

Sisi: "*lala poof gone off to be nekkids in zeh bathz*"

The Meddler: *tight close-up on his face*

The Meddler: *fade to black. roll credits*

[The Mentalist CBB to sign in]

wahey! This sounds like fun!

[Sisilaya Vulmecura]

Oh the angst! It was fuunnn P:

[Alec Harrison]

Hello! Apparently, Sunday is the new Saturday. Well, in the case of the Saturday Night Soaps! 

Enter the players~
The Meddler
Sisi
Alec
Raya
Dalek Alpha

You'll have to read it from the bottom up, folks, my apologies.

Raya: "Hold on... I need to Tar that Dalek..."
Dalek Alpha: "Lost the Time Lords! Again! I am a terrible Dalek! Only one thing can cheer me up..." *Releases a box of kittens* "EXTERMINATE!" *Blasts kittens with gunstick* "My favorite part is when they stop moving!"
The Meddler: *sighs*
The Meddler: *looks around the jam-covered TARDIS control room*
Alec: *Leaves*
Raya: *rushes inside Alec's Tardis* "Great!"
Alec: "Leaving you with that den of lions."
Dalek Alpha: "The TARDIS...is...gone? EXPLAIN!" *Dalek saucer flies around in circles around where the TARDIS was.*
Alec: "I can't find it in myself to be that cruel."
Raya: "That was soooo not funny."
Alec: *Comes back with cheesy grin*
Raya: "..." *twitches*
Alec: "Nuu!" *Locks door and dematerializes*
Raya: "Hey Wait for me!"
Alec: *Runs in Tardis*
Raya: "Yeah he so has a crush on this girl."
The Meddler: "Little wrinkled thing with tiny toes and a little puff of black hair."
Dalek Alpha: "Daleks cannot be so easily destroyed! Daleks cannot be so easily diseuaded! Daleks are supreme! Go go Daleks!"
The Meddler: "Well, if it's really Arkytior we're talking about, I remember her when she was Loomed."
Alec: "W-who's Arkytior? I don't know Arkytior do you know Arkytior?"
Raya: "I don't but I hear you talk about her."
Alec: "You guys don't know Susan!"
Dalek Alpha: *Dalek saucer appears outside of the TARDIS* "-oral shift!" *Notices that is in a saucer* "Victory!"
The Meddler: "I think she was really named Arkytior."
Alec: *Turns happyface*
The Meddler: "The only 'Susan' I ever heard of was the Doctor's granddaughter. And that was just an alias."
Alec: *Sadface*
Raya: "Oh wait! It was Susan! yeah he keeps saying her name in his sleep."
The Meddler: "Susan? No, I don't think so."
Sisi: *barriers and shields back up*
Alec: "No one knows Susan!"
Sisi: *shuts TARDIS doors*
Alec: "Haha!"
Raya: "Ummm... It could have been that."
Dalek Alpha: *Dalek screams as it flies into the Vortex* "Emergency Tempora-"
The Meddler: "Are you sure it wasn't Zuzu?"
Sisi: "Susan"
The Meddler: "Susa?"
Sisi: *opens TARDIS doors with a single flick of lever* Right here! *kicks it through the open doors*
Alec: "Nuuu! Stop talking!"
The Meddler: "That's not ringing any bells."
Raya: "It might have been Susa?
Dalek Alpha: "I obey." *Goes to fling itself into the Vortex and stops* "Where is the vortex?
The Meddler: *rimshot*
The Meddler: "Suzy Who?"
The Meddler: "Suzy?"
Alec: *Blush* "You wouldn't!"
Sisi: Oh well, fling yourself into the vortex then"
Dalek Alpha: "Negative! I am a newer older model."
Raya: "Yeah it was. Suzy? Or something like that?"
Sisi: "Don't you have a self destruct button?"
The Meddler: "Does he say a name?"
The Meddler: "Really? Do tell."
Dalek Alpha: "I cannot self exterminate!" *Gunstick limpy tries to fire at the Dalek* "Weapons not conditioned to do so!"
The Meddler: "..."
Raya: "What about that one girl... who you talk about in your sleep?"
Alec: "Do you know what the word adoptive means?"
The Meddler: "Is she any actual genetic kin to you?"
Alec: *Triumphant grin*
Alec: "See? You can't come up with one."
Sisi: "Exterminate yourself"
Dalek Alpha: "Use it well!"
Dalek Alpha: "I have been extinguished." *Looks at Sisi* "You get one favor!"
Raya: *pouts*
The Meddler: "Demon's Run."
Raya: "Awwww it was funny when it was on fire."
Alec: "And since when did you meet the Phantom?"
Sisi: *foam covered Dalek now*
Alec: "Adoptive sister."
Sisi: *staring at Dalek, grabs fire extinguisher, empties it on him*
Raya: *laughs at the Dalek*
The Meddler: "The Phantom seems to like you."
The Meddler: "Let me think."
Dalek Alpha: "Activating emergency cleaning system!" *Dalek catches on fire, burning away the jam* "I am now clean!" *Realizes it is on fire* "Fire is bad! Extinguish me! Extinguish me!" *Rolls around in a circle, screaming*
Sisi: "The plum only enhances! She found you attractive or it wouldn't have worked!"
Alec: "Without a plum."
Alec: "Name one female who is actually attracted to me."
Sisi: *licks jam off her fingers slowly*
The Meddler: "Focus on your positive qualities."
Raya: "Your welcome!"
Dalek Alpha: *Rolls itself into a corner of the TARDIS* "I am covered in jam! WHY!"
Raya: *Points and laughs at the Dalek* "Well at least it wasn't the tar one."
The Meddler: "You're running yourself down, Alec."
Sisi: *kicks the Dalek again* Oi! DOWN! BAD PEPPER SHAKER!
The Meddler: "..."
Alec: "Well, actually I was proving my point of eternal unsociability with a cold, hard fact."
Dalek Alpha: "Weapon malfunction! Weapon malfunction!" *Gunstick starts spraying jam*
The Meddler: *not to Alec, anyway*
The Meddler: *still not paying attention*
The Meddler: "That's nice."
Alec: "I was saying that I hate your niece."
Sisi: *liiiick*
Dalek Alpha: "Systems Restored!" *Dalek flips self back upright* "You will all be exterminated!" *Fires bursts from it's gunstick*
Alec: "..."
The Meddler: *really isn't listening*
The Meddler: "Alec, I stopped paying attention to you several seconds ago. What were you saying?"
Sisi: mmm
Sisi: *starts licking it off, slowly*
Sisi: *covered in jam*
Alec: "Why do you think the only long time companion was one bound to me by nature."
Raya: *was hiding and managed to not get covered in it* "That's why?"
Sisi: "It has a toilet plunger! I LOVE this thing!"
The Meddler: "You kiss well."
Raya: *sticky bomb explodes covering everyone in jam, mainly the Dalek.*
The Meddler: "You're a sharp dresser."
Alec: "Because they aren't."
The Meddler: "You're smart."
Dalek Alpha: "Do not touch me! I will not allow it!" *Feebly attempts to move plunger*
Sisi: what, why? *turns to Raya*
The Meddler: "And Alec, why do you assume they aren't?"
Raya: *hides behind the console* "Um I would stop kicking it if I were you."
Sisi: "Good idea!"
The Meddler: "Or, at least, horrible little mutant comes out."
The Meddler: "We should hang it from the ceiling and take turns hitting it with a bat until candy comes out."
Alec: "Just why?"
Sisi: kicks it again
Alec: "Meddler, why do you think women are attracted to me?"
The Meddler: "It kind of reminds me of a pinyata, now."
Dalek Alpha: "Stop kicking me! Restoring systems!"
Sisi: "Wu-what? *turns to Robin, to occupied with new Dalek toy*
The Meddler: "..."
Raya: "Sure let's go with that."
Sisi: *kicks the Dalek for good measure, hallow metal sound*
The Meddler: "Didn't we have this same conversation about Joan of Arc, Sisi?"
Dalek Alpha: "Temporal shift offline!"
Alec: "By my pointing a weapon in your face?"
Raya: "I'm impressed." *Snickers*
Sisi: *managed to let go just in time, lands next to crashed Dalek* .. it's cute, can I keep it?
Raya: *throws the sticky bomb at the dalek* "Here have a present."
Alec: "They weren't impressed...
The Meddler: "I'm not *that* old. Only about 900."
Dalek Alpha: "Weapons offline! Mobility lost! I require assistance! Emergency Temporal Shift!"
Raya: "oh right... You dirty old man you."
The Meddler: "I'm also between 30 and 45 times her age."
The Meddler: "You forgot 'old' in there."
Raya: "Looking? ... you dirty man you."
The Meddler: *distracted by upside down Sisi* "No, I think she's looking just fine on her own."
Alec: "Yes."
Dalek Alpha: *Dalek crashes itself into the floor of the TARDIS* "....I am stuck!"
Raya: "Um... I think she needs help."
The Meddler: "Because, if that's true, they must have been really impressed."
Sisi: *holding on to his airvents* I am facing the floor! *bathrobe flares* waaah!
The Meddler: "What has, Alec? The events that earned you your reputation as a ladies man?"
Raya: "I came in from his Tardis."
Alec: "Its only happened with like, two people!"
The Meddler: "How'd Alec get in? Or you?"
Dalek Alpha: *The Dalek flips itself upside down* "Release yourself now or face the floor!"
Raya: "How'd it get in again?"
The Meddler: "Uhm, Dalek? You know the 'sky' in here is a ceiling? Right?"
Raya: "I was gonna say that!"
Sisi: "Oohh, it Flies!"
The Meddler: *said with a straight face*
The Meddler: "I just sort of assumed you were a Playa."
Dalek Alpha: "Elevate!" *Dalek begins to fly upwards into the sky*
Sisi: "Your face is too contrary Alec"
Raya: "I might have liked him if he didn't put that freakin' gun in my face."
The Meddler: "...No."
Alec: "To be fair, they started it."
Alec: "Has it not occurred to you that me and the opposite sex have a mutual dislike for each other?"
Sisi: *laughs, the lightning gathering up in her skin* Don't you know Sidhe are practically immune to the natural elements? Including lightning"
Raya: *laughs*
Raya: "Wait... he thought... that we were..."
The Meddler: "I am continually optimistic?"
Raya: "Hey look it cares."
Dalek Alpha: "Get off me! Get off me! You will be electricuted!" *Sparks fly from the top of the Dalek Travel Machine*
Alec: "Meds, why do you always assume that if I'm in the perimeter of a female, I have feelings for them?"
Sisi: "I know. but humor me for once"
The Meddler: "That's... uhm... that's genuinely bad idea."
Raya: "No you'll surrender.. Surrender to the might of the holy hand grenade.." *holds grenade out*
Sisi: *jumps and lands right on top of the Dalek, already saw his laser can't reach there* Why hello there
The Meddler: "...Including the Renegade faction Daleks?"
Dalek Alpha: "All will surrender! All will kneel before the might of the Daleks!"
The Meddler: "I mean, given how many Time Lords escaped the Moment, I guess it only makes sense that a few of them made it through as well."
Sisi: "That is a Dalek? I thought they'd look les.. funny"
The Meddler: "I would say it's impossible that it's here, but... well..."
Raya: "... I wonder if Tar will effect it.."
The Meddler: "It's a Dalek. The other half of the War."
Sisi: "WOAH HELLO NURSE! *Rolls out of the way from laser beam* "WHO LET THAT THING IN?"
Raya: *ducks and reaches in pocket for a sticky grenade*
Sisi: "No seriously, what is that? Looks like a giant pepper shaker"
Dalek Alpha: "Daleks conquer and destroy!" *Fires gunstick towards the gathered group* "All hail the Daleks!"
Sisi: *shrieks like a little man, just to spite him*
The Meddler: *shrieks like little girl*
The Meddler: "Quite remarkable, yes. And, that is a AIEEEEEE!"
Raya: *smirks sadistically*
Raya: "I don't know... but I wanna blow it up."
Sisi: * Turns to... giant pepper shaker* What is that?
Sisi: "they're fantastic. *grins broadly, nudges Robin*
Dalek Alpha: "Time Lords will be EXTERMINATED!"
Raya: "Oooo free food. I never tried a plum, any good?"
The Meddler: "Well, unless you *want* a plum..."
Raya: "... What?"
The Meddler: "We'll just let nature take its course."
The Meddler: *shakes Alec's hand* "Congratulations! And I promise, no plums this time."
Sisi: ".."
Raya: "What?" *raises an eyebrow at Meddler*
The Meddler: *looks like he's putting two and two together*
Dalek Alpha: *Moves in closer, gunstick at the ready*
The Meddler: *then glances at Alec*
Raya: "Yeahhhh... He keeps forgetting I'm there. So I sticky bomb 'im."
The Meddler: *glances at Raya as well*
The Meddler: *jumps a little*
Sisi: *glances at Raya* Let me guess, you travel with him there *thumbs at Alec*
Sisi: Oh smooth one, you're starting to learn *pinches him*
The Meddler: "..."
Raya: "A mutt?"
Dalek Alpha: *Watches the entire scene unfold from distance*
The Meddler: "Beautiful?"
Sisi: *scratches scalp* Well.. I.. what does that make me?
Raya: "Incorrect. You set that off yourself. So technically you bombed yourself."
Alec: "You're that kid that bombed me!"
The Meddler: *turns back to Sisi*
Raya: "Hitch hiking." *smiles widely*
The Meddler: "I was about to ask both of you the same thing."
Alec: "The heck were you doing in my Tardis?"
The Meddler: "Would you believe that being a Time Lord is a state of mind?"
Raya: "Raya, nice to meet ya."
Sisi: *turns to Raya* Oh.. hello. You are? *blinks, dressed in nothing but a bathrobe*
Sisi: "But I never was Time Lord to begin with Robin"
Raya: "The parents?"
Sisi: "How.. how is that even possible? *staring at screen intensely*
The Meddler: "I've heard of rare cross-gender regenerations, but never a cross-species regeneration before."
The Meddler: "And of a Sidhe.
The Meddler: "Well, and I'll try not to be too technical here, you've acquired the full biodatic characteristics of a Time Lord."
Raya: "Expecting what?" *staring at the screen confused*
Sisi: "What am I? *grimaces*
Sisi: "What is that?"
The Meddler: "..."
The Meddler: "All right, I'll admit I wasn't quite expecting that."
The Meddler: *peers at the results*
Sisi: *The screen shows a DNA helix similar to that of Time Lord. Yet, instead of the human DNA base, the base was Sidhe*
Alec: *Looks at screen* "I so didn't know that!"
Raya: "Yo." *grins catlike*
Alec: "The heck..."
The Meddler: *stares at Raya*
The Meddler: "The biodata scan results..."
Sisi: what.. what is that? What am I? I've never seen that before.."
Raya: "Oi! I ain't Blue! ... whoops..."
Alec: "What?"
The Meddler: "I rather anticipated something like that."
Alec: "Dang it Blue, keep it down in there!"
Sisi: "I.. what.."
The Meddler: *steps around and looks at the screen*
Sisi: "I'm talking to that. *points at screen, her face still with disbelief*"
Raya: *A crashing sound is heard in Alec's Tardis*
The Meddler: "So. What are the results?"
Alec: "Talking to Meds, Sisi."
Sisi: ".. what?"
Alec: "How are we friends."
Sisi: *Backing away, her face pale and shocked as Alec and Robin catch up*
Alec: "..."
Sisi: *Already busy behind the controls, her biodata had been archived after bits of her blood littered the TARDIS floor after the fight*
The Meddler: "Yes. This is exactly what she needs right now, Alec. Sympathy."
Alec: "All you'd see inside is more trash."
Alec: "Bioscan?"
Sisi: * With that she bolts out of the infirmary, gigglinga s her bare feet smack across the pristene floor to the console room. All the blood and gore had been cleaned up*
The Meddler: *follows*
The Meddler: "Sure."
Sisi: "Anyway, bioscan. Console room, now."
Alec: *Awkward*
Sisi: "And I was convinced that all Time Lords were smart, you proved me wrong too!"
The Meddler: *listens to the ring* "No, I will not tell him that."
Sisi: "*turns to Alec* Yes.. well.. used to.. now thats all that's left of her.. *motions over to the ring the Meddler wears*"
The Meddler: "Sidhe. Not Daemon."
Alec: "I was convinced you were demon spawn."
Alec: "You have a mother?"
Alec: *Grimace*
The Meddler: *rimshot*
The Meddler: "Only on four seperate holidays."
Sisi: "*blows kiss*"
Sisi: "And we both know how you had her wrapped around your finger as well."
The Meddler: "She is a terrible chaperone, though."
The Meddler: *shows ring*
The Meddler: "Your mother chaperoned."
Sisi: "Oh, two"
The Meddler: "A purely medical procedure, I assure you."
Sisi: "*slides off the bed, bare feet on the ground while she's still dressed in a bathrobe. Peeks under the robe and turns to Robin again with a smirk on her face* Did you take the liberty of undressing me?
The Meddler: *observes the gesture, checks the medical display* "Just to check, how many pulses are you feeling right now?"
Sisi: "Oh, phew *holds beating heart* Because I mean, that would mean we both have rotten genes *grins*"
The Meddler: "This is a bad time for jokes, Alec."
Sisi: "I just woke up, can you blame me for not being all that good at dealing with your face when I just woke u- what?"
Alec: *Sheepish grin*
Alec: "What? Oh, just joking."
The Meddler: "The who?"
Alec: "So you haven't killed the kings yet?"
Alec: "..."
The Meddler: "No, I'm pretty sure he would have survived tha- what?"
Alec: "You really are a rotten sister, you know that right?"
Sisi: "Yes.. I remember now! Weren't you not supposed to be dead?"
Alec: "..."
The Meddler: "Wember's still on staff, and last time I saw you was when you did a backflip into the Vortex while swearing revenge."
Sisi: "No, I assume you didnt realise that brownies too, are subjects to the elements"
Alec: "Are you assuming I mistreated him?"
The Meddler: "Are we out of chronological synch, Alec?"
Alec: "..."
Sisi: "Clothing him properly next time will help too. *scratches head, hair a bit bushy as it's littered in elf-knots. Groans as she encounters them with her fingers*
Alec: "I don't want to mess him up with Timelord remedies."
The Meddler: "..."
Alec: "Wember has a cold."
Alec: "Actually, I came for a simple reason."
Sisi: "Well let him go do it somewhere else *takes in a deep breath, concentrating, the glamour building up around her again*
The Meddler: "Kibitzing."
Sisi: What is he doing here?
Sisi: *Green glowing eyes turn to Alec as he enters, an entity on the bed that was hard to describe in words. She was energy, there and not there at the same time. Solid and mist at the same time.*
The Meddler: "Not exploded. I think her biodata just underwent a Fourier transform."
Alec: "I wasn't a happy man when I found she was all right."
Alec: "I thought she just exploded."
Alec: "Oh, that's what that was!"
The Meddler: "It would appear that your impromptu Initiation had some... side effects."
The Meddler: *recovers composure* "Hello, Alec." *turns attention back to Sisi*
The Meddler: *jumps as Alec enters the Infirmary*
Alec: "Oh, hello!"
Alec: *Head pokes out*
9 Oct 11, 08:57 PM
Sisi: *sits up slowly, groaning softly. Her body was stiff all over. Rubbing her eyes she yawned* Yes.. yes I think s-.. oh.. *looked down at her hands, or rather the golden half solid form that were her hands*
Alec: *Tardis appears inside the Meddler's*
The Meddler: "Lovely pitch, by the way."
The Meddler: "I'll take that as a yes then, shall I?"
The Meddler: *blinks, checks displays*
Sisi: *opens eyes, clearer awake at hearing the Meddler's voice. She had not even heard him being there. She turned her head to him, opened her mouth to say something, but it came out strangely musical. She swalled immediately, her eyes widening in shock*
The Meddler: "Any... different?"
The Meddler: "So, uhm... I'll go with the classic question first: how are you feeling?"
Sisi: *she saw some golden light coming from somewhere, her hazy mind not registering what it was, yet*
Sisi: *Groans softly, green opening to blaring white surrounding her. She knew immediately where she was, the infirmary*
The Meddler: *not in the room any more*
Tonks: "Yes my lord... My lord?"
The Meddler: "Has it?"
Tonks: "You asked to be informed when the condition of the Princess changed."
The Meddler: "I'm not... aw, forget it. What?"
Tonks: "My Lord Robin?"

See you next week!