River Song
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Post by River Song on Sept 20, 2011 14:38:28 GMT -5
Having just met Captain Harkness - and having noticed that somehow, Izzy knew this man - River could only assume that he was someone Important. Probably another time traveler, or some such. He was quite handsome - in a different way than she found The Doctor attractive. And, he seemed so dang sure of himself.
River approved.
She remained with Capt. Harkness and Clark Gable while Izzy ran off, returning with a young lady who introduced herself as Yvonne Pallister - a wing commander in the RAF, which was not really a rank that a lot of women held back in the 1940s, as women back then tended to be kept away from the Front Lines... for their own protection, and whatnot.
So, River very much doubted that this woman was who she said she was. Her suspicions were confirmed when Izzy secretly confessed to her that this Yvonne was actually his grandmother, and that he wanted River to keep her safe - otherwise, he might never be born. And, River understood that concept better than most would, since she had worked so hard to make sure that her own parents managed to get together and get married in order to ensure her own birth actually took place.
River looked at Izzy with understanding eyes and nodded her head, saying with all seriousness, "Yes, of course."
Though, River didn't yet know Izzy's connection to Jack - nor that their new friend 'Yvonne' was connected to Harkness, too.
River also was not a fan of Clark Gable's sexist views on women. However, she was a professional, and the job was to deliver him - not make friends with him.
They all headed over towards the B-17, and River was intent on being the last to board the flying fortress. Her job was to make sure that all five of them were on that plane, and if she had to draw her firearm to convince a couple people, then so be it. But, she'd ask nicely first...
"Well, then - let's go. We've got a reich to take down," Agent Song declared, ready to get this show on the road.
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Post by izzysmith on Sept 20, 2011 15:17:20 GMT -5
Izzy took his seat in the Back next To Jack and Clark who sat at the Gun turret that was built into the side of the plane. it was a bit small but it would do. He sat waiting patiently leaving his communicator on so River would know when he made his move...
Knowing Gewn would Object to what they were gonna do. River would probably have to hold her at gunpoint to calm her while she flew the plane...
after a few hours they had crossed the German Border into the Nazi occupied skies. it wasn't long until they were attacked by German Planes.
"Crap, we got Jerries on our tale!" said Clark as he fired on the enemy planes. some stray shrapnel hit the plane piercing threw the hull.
Izzy Passed out looking as if he had been hit. Clark rushed to his side trying to give him mouth to mouth. "Hey kid, you oaky?"
as he pressed his lips to Izzy's Izzy surprised him by awaking and kissing him. "You know, I'm not one for mustaches River. But I must say Clark's is rather tops!"
He then turned to Jack grabbed his gun from off his belt pointing it at Clark. "Sorry about this Jack..."
Said Izzy as he shoved Jack out of the plane causing him to fall to the ground. he knew that it wouldn't kill him. however it would hurt. and when he came to he was gonna have to fight his way passed a whole bunch of Nazis in order to Save Gable.
"Agent smith what's going on?"
"Oh please Clark call me Izzy, after all we are hijacking the plane. isn't that right River?" Said Izzy on his communicator wondering how Gwen was... "Oh and River I got Clark to Kiss me first..!"
from the Way Izzy talked this was all just a game to him. a fun one at that....
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Oct 1, 2011 20:36:50 GMT -5
River sat up front with Gwen, and they were soon up in the air and crossing the border. Not long after that, Izzy's voice rang out through their communicators, stating that they were being tailed - and then some shrapnel pierced through the hull.
"Izzy? Izzy, what's happened?" River asked through her communicator.
"You know, I'm not one for mustaches River. But I must say Clark's is rather tops!"
River smirked. That Izzy was one cheeky bloke - she was glad he was OK, and she was very much amused at the fact that Izzy had just won their bet.
And then, Izzy revealed that they were hijacking this plane, and he apologized to Jack... But, River wasn't quite yet sure what he had to apologize for. Nevertheless, River pulled out her blaster gun - which should look very familiar to Gwen... Jack Harkness has one just like it in 2005.
"Keep flying, Poppet," River ordered Gwen. Then, she spoke to Izzy through her communicator, asking, "Why'd you apologize to Captain Harkness?"
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Post by izzysmith on Oct 1, 2011 20:47:02 GMT -5
"Because Darling, I just threw him out of the plane with no parachute." said Izzy.
He wasn't sure if River knew about Jack's immortality. but he deiced to keep it secret from her. On some level Izzy wanted Jack to catch them. it would be more fun that way.
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Oct 2, 2011 1:24:08 GMT -5
"Mmm... That's a shame. He was quite nice to look at," River commented, holding her gun on Gwen as they continued to fly. "Though, he's no Clark Gable," she added almost flirtily.
"Oh, well. No use getting overly emotional now - we're on a mission after all. Don't want to be late for tea with Hitler, eh?" she quipped, not knowing Gwen's connection to Jack Harkness. "Now, keep flying..."
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Post by Jack Harkness on Oct 2, 2011 5:35:39 GMT -5
For a short moment Jack was stunned, Izzy took his gun and without much of a warning the young looking male tossed him from a plane.
The sneering cold air like glass to his skin as he turned away from the wind. Blue eyes cold as steel as he glared up at the plane. ´What the hell is he doing!?' he thought to himself before the lack of oxygen and the snap of breaking bones on the surface of water forced him to black out.
Jack had landed in one of the many waterways behind enemy lines. No weapon and certainly no good way of explaining himself.
And when he finally resurfaced he desperately drew in air. Gasping for breath as he held onto the edge of the canal.
"This is it.." he growled to himself before hoisting himself from the water. Hijacking a plane and planning to kill someone? Izzy needed someone to force him back in place, and Jack would now happily smack some sense into him.
In the distance Jack could hear voices, Germans, obviously coming to wards the sound of something hitting the water.
'Hallo?' Jack glanced to his side before rolling himself up to his feet. He needed to get out of there, without getting shot if that were possible.
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Post by izzysmith on Oct 6, 2011 15:14:57 GMT -5
two Nazi soldiers then appeared in a jeep. they exited the jeep making there way toward the lake looking around. they thought perhaps a bomb had dropped and not gone off. that happened often. One of the soldiers found jack and said something in German which translated as "You there, solider boy. on your feet!"
it wasn't a problem for Jack, he could just take out the two guards and steel one of their uniforms.
Meanwhile about thirty thousand feet up in the air Izzy, was holding a gun pointed at Clark gable.
"Did that broad say tea with Hitler?"
"Yes mister Gable, apparently Hitler is such a big fan of yours that he's offered a million dollar reward to whomever brings you in alive."
"You two killed a man and are high jacking a plane and handing me over to Hitler, for a million bucks?"
"well... mostly i just did it so I could trick you into kissing me. However the money is a nice touch and i suspect that river is going to kill Hitler when she see's him, which reminds me... River don't shoot Hitler until after he give's us the money."
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Oct 18, 2011 17:38:25 GMT -5
"Oh, Izzy dear... I wouldn't dream of it," River crooned.
She turned to Clark Gable and added, "I'm not a 'broad' - I'm more of a 'skirt', or a 'bird'," River declared. "So, please keep any insults to yourself, and if you're a good boy maybe we won't let the Third Reich keep you," River continued as their plane neared its destination. "We might even be able to score a second reward from the Allies for 'rescuing' you, you know," River advised with a playful and victorious smirk.
He had so many more films to make, and hearts to break before his death in 1960... They couldn't just leave him with the Nazis - it wouldn't be right (especially if they could get paid double for 'rescuing' him).
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Post by izzysmith on Oct 19, 2011 22:31:38 GMT -5
after the plane landed in Berlin Izzy was not surprised to see that Hitler gave the three of them the red Carpet treatment."Come on Gable move that cute but tush of yours." said Izzy poking Clark with his gun.
"and what if I refuse?"
"Well then ill just have to kiss you again."
"Okay I'm going!"
Izzy turned to River, "Don't you just wanna smack that mustash right off his face sometimes?"
Izzy knew Jack would use his vortex manipulator to scan for alien tech. He figured he'd make one of those spectacular entrances of his and come crashing threw the window into Hitlers office just as Hitler was handing them the money.
making their way into Hitlers office Izzy walked behind Clark with River watching at the most evil man in history rose from his desk
"Mr. Gable I am such a huge fan!" said Hitler
"Shut it Zipper Head. if it weren't for these cuffs and the fairy with the gun pointed at me I'd leap across that desk and kill you with my bare hands."
"With all due respect Adolf can we have our reward?"
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Oct 25, 2011 2:15:58 GMT -5
River smirked when Izzy asked if she wanted to smack the mustache off of the cheeky Clark Gable from time to time, and she replied, "Perhaps... But then again, I wouldn't want to mar that pretty face of his..."
And then, they were facing Hitler - the scumbag who had shot her in 1938. River wondered if he recognized her... But then again, she didn't really care. All she really wanted to do was 'return the favor' by shooting the fascist pig - but not before they got paid!
"Mr. Gable I am such a huge fan!" said Hitler.
"Shut it, Zipper Head. If it weren't for these cuffs and the fairy with the gun pointed at me, I'd leap across that desk and kill you with my bare hands." the fiery Mr. Gable protested.
"With all due respect, Adolf, can we have our reward?" Izzy sensibly asked.
River took Izzy's lead and sauntered up to Hitler's desk, perching her shapely body atop it and leaned in towards the creepy little man that lead the Third Reich, as she channeled her inner 'Jessica Rabbit'.
"Your 'package' is here, just as you asked, mein Furher," River crooned, letting the scumbag think she was flirting with him. "And, I'm just dying to go out there and spend my cut on a new wardrobe - you know, do my part to help boost this wartime economy..."
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Post by izzysmith on Nov 6, 2011 0:33:00 GMT -5
Izzy looked at river an was amazed by how fabulous she was. "Oh my god river you are so Bacall right now! -- oh that reminds me I should stop by and say hello to Bogart. been ages!" said Izzy hinting that he knew Humprey Bogart rather well...
"You know Humphrey Bogart?" said Clark sounding surprised.
"Know him, Iv'e saved his life on more than one occasion, but that's not important right now. what is important that we have Gable and You want him Adolf, now hand over the cash!"
"Yes, allow me to get the money for you." Said Hitler making his way to his cupboard in his safe.
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Nov 16, 2011 20:29:32 GMT -5
River smiled and said, "Why, thank you, Sweetie," when Izzy compared her to screen siren, Lauren Bacall.
Then, Hitler was off to retrieve the money.
While Hitler had his back turned to them while he fiddled around with his safe's combination lock, River drew a gun - not her usual sonic pistol, but instead she had chosen to use just a regular, military-issued revolver. She held it behind her so that Hitler wouldn't see it until it was too late...
Hitler returned with two briefcases, each containing half of the amount that he agreed to pay for Clark Gable - one for River, and one for Izzy. River was handed hers first, and then while Hitler was handing Izzy his briefcase, River seized her moment and shot the creepy-moustached little man through his middle. Unlike Hitler, River actually had excellent aim, and she'd made sure to shoot him so that he wouldn't die from the wound, but so that it would hurt like hell.
He went down abruptly.
"Don't worry - you'll be just fine, Hitler. I hope it stings a bit, though... It sure did when you shot me, you know... right here in your office - and then my father punched you and put you in the cupboard. Remember?"
River shot the fallen, bleeding Hitler a sweet smile and a goodbye wave, then she faced Izzy and Clark Gable and said, "We have to get out of here, now... Run!"
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River Song
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Post by River Song on Mar 9, 2012 5:11:44 GMT -5
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