Post by Rio Keâts on Dec 1, 2010 0:15:23 GMT -5
for those of you who remember me.. -dramatic sigh- ... I'm back. xD It's poor little ole Sage groveling for forgiveness.
This was my original thoughts on November:
"Oh, November will be okay. I'm only writing a novel, filming a documentary, completing my history thesis, and going through all the hoops and loops of a career in education."
This is what happened:
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS NOVEL?!"
"I'M NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH TO THINK OF A DOCUMENTARY. I'M GOING TO FAIL. I'M GOING TO BE HOBO SAGE."
"SIX PAGES?! SIX PAGES OF UNIONIST AND CONFEDERATE RELIGIONS?! WHY?! WHHYYY?"
"I DON'T WANT TO TEACH DISADVANTAGED CHILDREN. WHY ARE CHILDREN BEING SO MEAN TO ME? SAGE, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?"
So over the course of November, I:
- Abandoned all hope of posting on Thursdays.
- Decided that I'd be the worst teacher ever because children dislike me. And no way am I teaching older students. I'm like a little Pygmy. I'm only five feet tall. Most twelve year olds could lift their foot and stomp on me if they felt so inclined.
- Did a documentary on my skin disease.
- Come to the realization that if I do become Hobo Sage, I will have enough knowledge in advanced physics to plan accurately when I jump on moving trains.
- Finished a 50,000 word rough draft. Okay, maybe a bit more than 50k. And super super rough.
- Lost roughly 40 hours of sleep.
- GOT A NEW PUPPY. C: And it's the cutest thing you've ever seen. Satisfaction guaranteed.
-ahem-
Long story short: sorry I didn't post. </3 Life's been hectic.
But I will try to post either later today or tomorrow.[/font]
This was my original thoughts on November:
"Oh, November will be okay. I'm only writing a novel, filming a documentary, completing my history thesis, and going through all the hoops and loops of a career in education."
This is what happened:
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS NOVEL?!"
"I'M NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH TO THINK OF A DOCUMENTARY. I'M GOING TO FAIL. I'M GOING TO BE HOBO SAGE."
"SIX PAGES?! SIX PAGES OF UNIONIST AND CONFEDERATE RELIGIONS?! WHY?! WHHYYY?"
"I DON'T WANT TO TEACH DISADVANTAGED CHILDREN. WHY ARE CHILDREN BEING SO MEAN TO ME? SAGE, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?"
So over the course of November, I:
- Abandoned all hope of posting on Thursdays.
- Decided that I'd be the worst teacher ever because children dislike me. And no way am I teaching older students. I'm like a little Pygmy. I'm only five feet tall. Most twelve year olds could lift their foot and stomp on me if they felt so inclined.
- Did a documentary on my skin disease.
- Come to the realization that if I do become Hobo Sage, I will have enough knowledge in advanced physics to plan accurately when I jump on moving trains.
- Finished a 50,000 word rough draft. Okay, maybe a bit more than 50k. And super super rough.
- Lost roughly 40 hours of sleep.
- GOT A NEW PUPPY. C: And it's the cutest thing you've ever seen. Satisfaction guaranteed.
-ahem-
Long story short: sorry I didn't post. </3 Life's been hectic.
But I will try to post either later today or tomorrow.[/font]
