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Post by The Mentalist on Aug 7, 2010 22:13:12 GMT -5
 Welcome to the Evil Council of Doom.
I see you have come to seek the help of the Evil Council of Doom or join this establishment.
Before you go any further, as head/chairperson, let me first tell you the rules, for both in character and out of character discussions.
OOC discussions.
1. Be polite and courteous. As members of this board, this is expected of you. This is not a place to vent your anger about certain RP-er's, characters, plot lines etc. If you feel the need to do that, go elsewhere.
2. Don't post any personal details, like addresses, full names etc. It's for your own safety.
3. Be literate please. If you've taken on the task of playing a Villain, I am sure this is simple for you. No text speak, check your spelling, check your grammar etc. As long as it's sensible and legible, it's fine.
4. When entering/switching to an OOC discussion, please give some kind of indication at the start of your post.
5. You can still ask for help in an OOC discussion. You can talk about anything, as long as it relates.
6. Any problems? Feel free to ask a staff member.
7. This is a fun place. We like fun. Ask a staff member about one of our humor threads, you'll love them.
In Character Discussions
1. Be as polite as possible. Anything too vulgar shall be removed. And no matter how much you hate XXX, we still don't want to know. Vent it elsewhere.
2. Give us a notification at the start of your post, to say you're in character, so we all understand. Some thing like [IC] would be fine.
3. When speaking, keep in character or notify us of a change. Changing over is fine!
4. Feel free to ask for help and/or offer help. Just get involved, lurking is no fun.
5. Have fun! That's what being a bad-guy is all about!
6. Any problems? Feel free to ask a staff member.
Reading, understanding and keeping to these rules is essential.
If I am notified/notice anyone breaking these rules, there will be consequences.
Now that's out of the way, let's get to the good part.
As I said before, it seems you have come to this establishment for help or to be helpful to your fellows.
I'll first deal with those who wish to apply, on a more permanent basis. So, here's the criteria you need to apply to the Evil Council!
Firstly: You must be a bad dude. Guy, girl, alien, doesn't matter. If the intent is mean, that's enough.
Secondly: Simply fill out a little introduction of yourself, at the start of your first post, so we can all say hi. Give us your name, age, likes, dislikes and most importantly, your arch enemies. Also, if you wish to apply for a position here; Vice-Chairman, Note Keeper, etc say so in your intro and put down a few reasons why. Think of it like a personal statement.
Thirdly: Wait until you're accepted. Then you can slap this little dude in your signature.
Fourth: Be ready to help.
Okay, that's not as tricky as the last plan that failed, so let's move onto the others. Do you just want to pop-in every now and again for help? That's not a problem either. Again, here's the criteria.
Firstly: You need to have a problem that needs fixed.
Secondly: On your first post, just give us your name and problem. We'll help then.
Thirdly: Be ready to have that problem solved.
The next part is the fun part. We understand that being a bad guy means working on evil plans 24/7, it is what needs to be done to outsmart your arch rivals. However, if you can, spare some time for fun. Here at the Evil Council, as suggested by Davros, we've decided to put up some threads that you can blow off some steam in. Of course, there is a catch. They have to be funny. Everyone has to laugh at your expense, but, that's a regular part of being a villain! Enjoy! if you need help, just ask, we don't bite. Too much...
Now, this last bit pains me to write, but it may happen. Changed your ways? Decided to play for the good guys instead? Hm, it's your choice. If you do not wish to be part of the Evil Council anymore, just write the Chairperson (That's me) a small note of resignation. Then remove this little guy from your signature. That's all we ask.
Okay. That seems to be pretty clear. So, without further ado...
MEETING ONE OF THE EVIL COUNCIL OF DOOM, BEGIN! |
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Post by yana on Aug 11, 2010 3:41:24 GMT -5
I am The Master, most of you people on here should know about, me, but if you don't, then fine.....
My name is Koschei , i'm 934 and i am the Arch Nemesis of the Doctor and any of the wretched humans that are associated him. I am currently on my 14th regeneration, but it is technically my 2nd as the those Time Lords gave me a new regeneration cycle, i don't know how i got here, I was killed in the Time War after being sucked in there when i was defending the Doctor, worst mistake i ever made, going through the Time War twice, but now i'm back, and I will take my revenge on the Doctor.
Vice-Chairman, one because i'm smart, two, cause i'm a Time Lord, and i'm also one of the Doctor's greatest foes.
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Post by The Mentalist on Aug 11, 2010 9:43:15 GMT -5
I am The Master, most of you people on here should know about, me, but if you don't, then fine..... My name is Koschei , I'm 934 and I am the Arch Nemesis of the Doctor and any of the wretched humans that are associated him. I am currently on my 14th regeneration, but it is technically my 2nd as the those Time Lords gave me a new regeneration cycle, I don't know how I got here, I was killed in the Time War after being sucked in there when I was defending the Doctor, worst mistake I ever made, going through the Time War twice, but now I'm back, and I will take my revenge on the Doctor. Vice-Chairman, one because I'm smart, two, cause i'm a Time Lord, and i'm also one of the Doctor's greatest foes. Ah! We have our first member, how delightfully evil. Welcome Koschei. I accept your application and quite happily too. Seems like you've had a rough time, which is all the better for a place like this. Hmm, I see your points for Vice-Chairman. Smart, Powerful, The Doctors foe and incredibly vain.... You're hired in less than a second. Two Time-Lords, I like that idea. So, please put this little guy in your signature, new Vice-Chairman. ;D |
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Post by fishcustard563 on Aug 15, 2010 5:38:08 GMT -5
We are the Cyber-Champions, a legion of Cybermen force-upgraded into new bodies. Whereas the other Cybermen were limited by their sense of logic, we Cyberchampions have the ability to think for ourselves and to dream. As a result, we are approximately 5.12465960274953 times more likely to destroy the Doctor than the original Cybermen. Our bodies are made of thin osmium alloy and we are powered by a core of pure liquid Desdranium, a power source used by humans in the year 2099. As a result we are agile and fast. We are armed with various built-in weapons and occasionally death rays.
We shall take whatever position our superiors wish us to take.
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Post by The Mentalist on Aug 15, 2010 14:50:57 GMT -5
Hmm, intresting bunch you are! Seems like quite a foe. Alright, hired. Welcome.
Unless you can think of a position you'd like to take, I cannot grant you one yet, as I am unsure of what would be suitable... But do inform me if you have any ideas.
So, does anyone here need our assistance or are we just waiting around for a problem?
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Post by yana on Aug 16, 2010 2:13:17 GMT -5
Hey, i worked with those Cybermen, useless bunch of steel, hope you're better.
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Post by fishcustard563 on Aug 16, 2010 9:33:40 GMT -5
We are suitable for any position involving calculation and/or processing information quickly. We could take notes on meetings if that is what you wish.
Indeed, we destroyed the Cybermen made by John Lumic.
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Post by yana on Aug 17, 2010 4:19:45 GMT -5
You would be good for our plotting, i mean, i'm incredibly smart and all, but i can't beam an interactive projection of the universe out of my chest. You have a few thousand EBs to spare, correct? (EB = 100000 TB) Those other cybermen exploded when i put this into them. *throws infobank at Cyberchampion* Hopefully you'll be able to handle it.
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Post by The Mentalist on Aug 17, 2010 10:56:10 GMT -5
Hmm... Whatever you wish Cyber Champions. I'm open for the notetaking, due to your highly developed processing skills. Oh and Master, we're all here for plotting. Us lot have to have fun too.  My, we're all getting along so well. and... am I the only one who still kills the old way? |
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Post by yana on Aug 20, 2010 2:35:47 GMT -5
What, with swords and stuff? Electrifying them is much easier, watch out, Cyberchamps, you think you can electrify people, you haven't seen the full power of these things, *rubs hands together, making electricity*
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Post by The Mentalist on Aug 24, 2010 10:48:41 GMT -5
What, with swords and stuff? Electrifying them is much easier, watch out, Cyberchamps, you think you can electrify people, you haven't seen the full power of these things, *rubs hands together, making electricity* Yes with swords and things!!  Well, mostly a knife, but a sword at a push... *watches electric hands* *quietly* And back home they called me a freak? Jeez... I know, they had some nerve. We seem mildly normal compared to that.Uhuh, and they said it so meanly too! I guess they hadn't seen Mr. Sparky hands over there... now can I play with my toys? I'm bored of speaking...yes, yes, if you must. I digress. Now now everybody, please don't fight with each other, no taunts or lying baits for fights- Says the guy who yells at himself.SHUT UP! ahem. Sorry. Cold...  Hahahah! you failed big time mister.Grr! No, but seriously. No trying to fight, we're here to fight with others, not amoungst ourselves. And if anybody says I'm a hypocrite, then they can just leave. So, no problems yet? |
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Post by fishcustard563 on Aug 29, 2010 6:19:54 GMT -5
(hand armor opens to reveal two Propylon Flamethrowers)
Attack again and there is a 100% chance of your disintegration.
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Post by The Mentalist on Sept 24, 2010 17:46:24 GMT -5
Hmm. Alright, we all seemed to have settled down a bit. It's a bit too quiet. Are people going on with evil plans I should know about? Hmmm, is that why it's so quiet? I hate being left out of evil plans. |
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Post by fishcustard563 on Sept 28, 2010 13:23:05 GMT -5
Have recently scavenged Clom. Upgraded populace, who all resembled British Comedians.
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Post by The Celestrial Toymaker on Dec 12, 2010 10:44:56 GMT -5
*comes in rubbing hands together*
What a delightful group! Yes, this may be most amusing indeed! Let me introduce myself, I am the Celestrial Toyman and while I may not have battled the Doctor as many times as you have, I was one of the first of his foes!
Yes, we could have many games together against the Doctor!
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Well, mostly a knife, but a sword at a push...
